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Friday 20 July 2012

Get your car for next year now...!!!

Imagine… a Wacky Rally car that doesn't catch fire, drink petrol or spew oil…

 

The "Angry Birds Saab" is a 1999 Saab 9-3 SE, 1985cc light pressure turbo with 246,000 miles on the clock.

 

It did not need a single drop of oil or coolant throughout the Barmy to Barcelona, and not too much fuel either - achieving 44 mpg average from West Devon to Switzerland and an amazing 38 mpg over the St Bernard Pass.

 

I have owned this car from new and would happily be running it another 10 years, had my employer not so generously provided me with a lovely new Jag (yay!)

 

If interested, it's now on eBay UK, ends 29th July http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350581491187

 

Sunday 15 July 2012

The Angry Birds Saab is for sale

Starting on eBay UK at 9 p.m. on Thursday 19th July until Sunday 29th July. Here are the listing details:

 

Item specifics

Condition:

Used: An item that has been previously used. See the seller's listing for full details and description of ... Read more

Reg. Mark:

v*** *** Get the Vehicle Status Report 

Manufacturer:

SAAB

Mileage:

246,050

Model:

9-3 SE TURBO

MOT Expiry:

10/2012

Type:

Standard Car

Road Tax:

09/2012

Doors:

5

Particulate Filter:

Yes

Colour:

GREEN

Power:

1985cc LPT (Light Pressure Turbo)

Year:

1999

Drive Side:

Right-hand drive

Reg. Date:

23/10/1999

Safety Features:

Space saver spare wheel, All original Saab OEM tools inc. jack, Michelin Primacy tyres all round, Alarm, Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS), Driver Airbag, Immobiliser, Passenger Airbag, Rear seat belts, Safety Belt Pretensioners

Engine Size:

1985 cc

Exterior:

Alloy Wheels, Rear Spoiler

Transmission:

5 SPEED MANUAL PETROL

Interior/Comfort Options:

Driver's seat memory settings, Saab OEM mat set, Additional 12V socket in boot, Boot storage pack (bin, net and high-level tray), Ski hatch, 60:40 split rear seats, Set of 4 original leather headrests, Climate Control, Cruise Control, Leather Seats, Power-assisted Steering (PAS), Power Locks, Power Seats, Power Windows, Tilt Steering Wheel

Fuel:

PETROL

In-Car Audio:

AM/FM Stereo, CD Player

Previous Owners:

1

Service History Available:

Yes

Metallic Paint:

Yes

V5 Registration Document:

Present

 

This amazing looking, fun and exceptionally reliable car is the ANGRY BIRDS SAAB as recently seen on TV ("Spotlight").

 

Having been professionally resprayed only a year ago, the Angry Birds Saab was custom decorated - with written permission from Rovio Mobile - to take part in the Wacky Rally "Barmy to Barcelona" this July in aid of Children's Hospice South West. Any surplus from this sale is also destined for Children's Hospice South West.

 

We have kept most of the paper templates we used to create the Angry Birds theme, so if you do damage any in the future you will have a head start on the repairs. The birds, grass and logo are all done in professional-grade automotive vinyl using widely available colours. 

 

The car has completed over 2,200 miles on this trip alone, through England, France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Switzerland and Spain. This included the challenging drive over the St Bernard Pass (of "Italian Job" fame) and other Alpine passes. Its normal habitat is the fast lane of the M5/M4 - but it seems equally happy with either.

 

Throughout the rally it did not need a single drop of oil or coolant - it ran smoothly and comfortably, getting amazing fuel consumption figures:

44 mpg average on the first two days from home down to Switzerland

38 mpg over the St Bernard Pass

46 mpg on the motorway run from Turin to Arles

 

In preparation for the trip i.e. only a month ago, it had a full service including a new oil filter, complete oil change, new pollen filter, engine flush and fuel treatment and new wiper blade.

 

It has full leather seats in a pale beige so is exceptionally comfortable for this kind of long-haul drive, as well as being safe, solid and such great fun to drive. It is a real "driver's car" and we are sorry to let it go. The only reason we are selling it now (instead of running it another 10 years as planned) is the arrival of a rather nice company car. We just don't have the space to keep it!

 

The interior is in pretty good condition for a car of its age and mileage. Driver's seat is the only one that is noticeably worn, with one crease just starting to split very slightly (see photo 11 of 12). One small patch of headlining cloth next to the driver's sun visor (smaller than a pound coin) is damaged (see photo 11 of 12). Bonnet badge has delaminated (haven't they all?). The "SE" designators on both front wings have been removed. There are two working sets of keys/remotes.

 

My partner and I have owned this car from new and since coming out of dealer warranty the car has been serviced by renowned Saab specialist Chris Hamley of Devon. Full service history will be provided. 

 

Please read the following terms and conditions carefully before you commit to purchasing the car.

 

The basics...

* This is a private sale and no warranty is offered.

* This car has been resprayed. If you attempt to remove the stickers, you do so at your own risk.

* Any sale is final.

* The information in this listing is accurate as at the date of listing.

* No test drives.

 

Payment

* Please pay via PayPal within 4 days of the auction end. For security reasons we will not accept cheques or cash.

* If not paid for within 4 days we will initiate the unpaid item process - no excuses, no exceptions! This is to assist in protecting all eBay sellers from habitual non-payers.

* If still unpaid by day 8 the car will be relisted or offered to the second-highest bidder.

 

Collection

* After your PayPal payment has been confirmed we can arrange a specific date for you to collect the car.

* You must be able to collect the car from near Plymouth on the weekend of 4th/5th or 11th/12th August as we cannot store it off the road beyond this time.

* Before we hand over the keys and documents, we will ask you to show us photographic ID (driving licence or passport) that matches your eBay account details.

 

 

 

Saturday 14 July 2012

Sad day :(

Here the last pic of the Bat mobile heading into the crusher!

If anyone has any good pics of Fatman & Throbin can you please email them to sparkyr81@hotmail.com

Many thanks,

Mark aka Throbin.

Friday 13 July 2012

re: oops

what happened to Team Super Stud? Crow's nest too high? Did they tell

you what the limit was, or was this more random?



send pics/vids of El Chick Magnet to sean.monkhouse at gmail.com if

you have them. Cheers!



Region Free Players (Sean)

pics

Yeah, same request for any good pics / vids of El Chick Magnet. Thanks!

Wednesday 11 July 2012

Oops

This was taken minutes before the car was confiscated by the police, saves us scrapping it anyways!

Four firkin idiots abroad

If anyone has any photos of us they would be kind enough to share, we are the idiots in the cones and the multi coloured peugeot. Appreciated.



ade480@me.com



To the angry birds we have several good shots you may be interested in.

(of your car that is)



THE FOUR FIRKIN IDIOTS

TEAM 635 on the Wacky rally Barmy to Barcelona 2012.

Four firkin idiots abroad

Leaving Santander for Plymouth

Thanks and hope to see you again next year!

After an hour of driving around Barcelona hell-traffic on fumes

(alcohol for us, petrol for the car), with the heater cranked to keep

us out of the red and the satnav screwing us harder than ever, we

managed to meet the scrapper at Ikea and followed him to the shop

where we said our very sad goodbyes to El Chick Magnet. We exchanged

Barbies and whiskey and they took us to the airport where we made our

flight with about 10 minutes to spare, going from sweating to sweaters

in less than 2 hours.



The people at the scrap yard were fantastic (G on the list). Highly

recommended for next year.



Many thanks to the organizers and other teams! We had a great time.

What an adventure. Can't wait until next year.



Drop us a line if you find yourself in Amsterdam or The Hague! You can

find me at sean.monkhouse at gmail or on facebook and I'll share

contact info with the rest of the team.



All the best!!



The Region Free Players (Sean, Steve, Marc)

Tuesday 10 July 2012

Final scores

Congratulations to the Cod Squad for winning on their 4th attempt.    Winners of the Wackiest car goes to Team Super Stud in their pirate ship.    Longest drive went to Are We There Yet after leaving their passports in Sauze Doulx and remembering when they were 3 hours down the road...    Special mention to the Gloag girls and the Backhouse Boys who rased a whooping £100,000 for their charity.

Team Name CAR POINTS DAY 1 DAY 2 DAY 3 DAY 4 TOTALS
Cod Squad 4 1000 1450 1325 1800 2475 8050
Knob Cavorters 750 1345 1450 1850 2075 7470
Shadow Demon 750 1530 1315 1900 1800 7295
Region Free Players 1000 1150 1140 1900 2025 7215
The Gloag Girls 850 1130 1130 1900 1725 6735
Are we there yet! 750 1390 1110 1700 350 5300
Death By Monkey 1000 1030 1012 1500 700 5242
Chap Attack! 500 1510 1450 1750
5210
Fat Man and Throbbin 1000 1130 765 1475 700 5070
Juggernaut 500 1500 960 1800
4760
Spare Alternator 1000 1150 500 1400 550 4600
Uit de losse pols 500 1450 735 1650 250 4585
Smurfs 750 1000 980 1850
4580
Team Eagle 500 1085 960 1900
4445
Saw On Tour 1000 850 870 1700
4420
The Turtles 750 1370 620 1675
4415
The 4 Bells 750 1000 765 1800
4315
Team Super Stud 1000 1070 840 900 500 4310
Jurassic Park 750 1290 520 1700
4260
Boys from Brazil 500 1120 570 1750
3940
Buffalo Girls 500 1250 750 1400
3900
Friends of Ashmount 500 1050 295 1800
3645
Scrimp My Ride 500 810 980 1100
3390
Wacky lads from Warrington 500 1400 1215

3115
Angry Birds 500 1390 855

2745
Vera 750 1080 890

2720
Four Firkin Idiots Abroad 1000 900 735

2635
Stig It Your A**e 1000 1460


2460
The Backhouse Boys 500 1130 820

2450
B.S.A.G.WRC 750 550 980

2280
MIB 500 810 790

2100
The channel 4 News Team 500 1435


1935
JOCO 500 450 750

1700
Piston Broke 500 930 100

1530
Whelans Wallys 250 520 615

1385
Cranbrook Vets 250 1000


1250
Gun Toting Bastards 750



750
3 Amigos 500



500
Teddy Slowbart 500



500
Monkey Mafia 250



250
Every Little Helps




0
Help th Hereos 0



0
Team Knowhow




0

Thank you all for coming and we hope to see you again soon.

Ali and Rob

Team Are We There Yet!

We have all arrived home safe and sound. It was a pleasure spending an awesome road trip with everyone. Time to tuck the kids in and read a bedtime story. Until next time............



Sent from my iPhone

MIB

800 miles in 13 hours!!! Sitting at the port watching our ferry offloading. Can't wait to get home and my bed!

Sent from my Windows Phone

Wing down!

15 minutes on the M3 and we're already a wing down! Strangely she flies faster without!

Team Are We There Yet?

HOME.....well almost.

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone on O2

Team Are We There Yet?

Lunch.

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The Rally is in the Scottish Sun Newspaper

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Team Are We There Yet?

Flying home!

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MIB

Halfway to Dunkirk to catch the ferry home. Been on the road since 8am this morning!! Definitely flying back next time. To all our fellow ralliers, thanks for all the fun and we hope to see you guys next year!!
From Pete, Mike, Eamon and Gertrude ( our Audi A4)

Sent from my Windows Phone

Goodbye Sally! We'll miss you!

Sally is now off to enjoy her well deserved retirement in the Costa Brava. Thanks for the memories old pal.

Uit de losse pols

The guys are driving back, i am lonely at the airport with an espresso. Hard life!

Monday 9 July 2012

It's the good life

Sent from my iPhone

Lovely jubbly

Sent from my iPhone

The weekend from Lille to Barcelona

Rally "friends".

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone

Craig said old cock is the best cock.

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Team Are We There Yet?

Rooftop pool, nice rooms and given a free single room! Loving Barcelona.

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone on O2

FOUR FIRKIN IDIOTS ABROAD

Everyone loves a cone

Team Are We There Yet?

Our FC Barca car finds its final resting place!! Scrappy coming to pick the car up from us in the morning. Mixed emotions. Cheers everybody.

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone on O2

Team Are We There Yet?

Our FC BARCA car is home...Camp Nou!

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Mib

Traffic is hell coming into Barcelonac!

Sent from my Windows Phone

Lloret de mar.

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Tossa de mar

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone

OMG we ordered this EACH

Where to lunch in Barcelona?

The answer is under the hotel balcony. Angry Birds are pigging out on seafood and tapas.

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone

Monaco harbour

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone

Team Are We There Yet?

The final leg.... We have had an amazing time! Incredible journey. We would like to thank very much all those who supported us along the way. A big thanks to our super wives, Jo, Carys and Liz we all love you dearly. Also a big shout-out to Luke, Aaron,Owen, Pia and KIP!



Take care and bring on the final night party.

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Uit de losse pols

With wooden shoes in Lloret de mar.